Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Weed.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Kys

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The EPA.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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