Arrow in the Knee!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

You know what's natural? Bears.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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