- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

You having friends.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Jimmy Saville

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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