- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

your face

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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