- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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