- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

You idiot thats 9 letters

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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