A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A paralysed man falls over.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Ebola

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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