A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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can you pass the soap?

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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darude- sandstorm

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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i have two hands.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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