Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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National security?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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