- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

ecks! why zee?

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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