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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Refridgerator.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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