whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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