- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Ebola

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Obama

Women's Rights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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