kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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im gay

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Anti Joke

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