A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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sure!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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if got a joke if fogot it

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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whats black? the colour

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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