Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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