A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A paralysed man falls over.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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