A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Knock knock come in.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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