Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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shut up elliot

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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