A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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roses are red violets are blue

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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