Knock knock come in.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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willam dafoe

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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