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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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