whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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