Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Women's Rights.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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knock knock go away!!!

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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