- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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