- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Your Mom The End.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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