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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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