- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

whats up and also down? your mum

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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