- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

adam hodgson !

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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