Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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poop

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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