whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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