- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Nero, sure you are okay?

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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