- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

roses are red violets are indigo

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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