- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

An irish man walks out of a bar

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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