Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

binladin walks into the american seals

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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