2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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