I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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