- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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