Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I am a women

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

meh

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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