- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Your dads dead. lol

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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