Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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oh hey.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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