- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What is a jew in space? Dead

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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