speech and debate.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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