What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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i am and me is i

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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