What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

I am a women

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Do you know the muffin man? No

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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