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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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