- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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