- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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