- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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