- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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