- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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