Y u do dis?

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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