Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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say it ten times fast: oh

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Hellen keller

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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