Your future.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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