Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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