A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Poop!!

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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