What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's your guys names?

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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