who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Jellybeans

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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