Black people

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Yo mama's fat.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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