why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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GONNA

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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You're a frog

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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A black student graduated High School

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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