What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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