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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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