An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Black people

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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