How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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