Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Jellybeans

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