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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Knock knock. Who's there?

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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