- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A: Do you like it B: No

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

the midget went to the midget store

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A Sloth runs...

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Guess what? Bananas

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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