Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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