- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Guess what? Bananas

[Set up] [No punch line]

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A Sloth runs...

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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