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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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