What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Youre mom is so dead...

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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